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In Spain we have the best blackouts in the world

In Spain we have the best blackouts in the world
In Spain we have the best blackouts in the world

We have reasons to be very proud. Our blackouts are the envy of the entire . Other countries have more modest electricity cuts. They affect a few cities and do not have renewables. Our blackouts are, therefore, the biggest and also the greatest.

With absolute zero we achieve A decrease in greenhouse emissions That, if it extended over , Almería would have turned into a Vergel and Murcia into a tundra of wetlands. It is no coincidence that after the electricity it is raining again with sweetness. A Florida spring is worth a small electricity of electricity.

By the way, what citizenship! We are the best! Light goes throughout the country and, instead of going out to kill old people, bursting dogs or looting shops, people start taking reeds and make funny jokes. Any other society would collapse in self -destructive chaos And it would leave everything reduced to ashes, but the Spaniards, as always, gave the size and behaved as normal people.

These on our blackouts, so endearing, hopefully they repeat themselves more. We would learn to live without the superfluous and we would look a little more in the eye. Being locked in an elevator several hours promotes introspection, Sleep on the floor of a storm forge the character And staying halfway in a car between Pinto and Valdemoro teaches us to grow patience and temperance.

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In this sense, the blackout has only left positive things. The consumption of porn on the Internet dropped to zero and all the ultra -right bulls were completely interrupted. The respect and democracy shone, because citizens had nothing other than the sources to orient. Attached to the transistor we expected the comfort of the words of the President of the .

A few more blackouts and It would not be on the face of Spain Youtuber fascistoid Neither bulimic influence by confusing young people, nor digital like this, with their infamous electric trail about Sánchez’s brother or his wife.

However, we already know: Not all Spaniards value what they have. There are unpleasant people, unable to feel the patriotism of Brugon. Hooked to the cable of how the yonkis to the metadona, They growl and curse because they don’t know how to enjoy the sun. They did not start reading a book, no: they were looking forward to the electricity to become a malmeter against the government on social networks.

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They don’t know anything. They do not understand our greatness. They are not constructive. In the same way that our superlative figures of the dead during the Covid pandemic showed that we have the best healing in the world and that the Dana de Valencia showed that we have the best water network in the world, the blackout showed that we have the best power grid in the world.

Luckily we have a Spanish Electric Electricity, a private company to which we can blame the blackout for the usury of its shareholders and at the same time exonerate and Thank you to fix the problem so fast as it depends on the government. If its president was not a property registrar and former socialist housing , maybe we would still be without light.

Beatriz Corredor will promptly inform Pedro Sánchez of everything, as he is knowing little by little, and the president will transfer the truth with the transparency that characterizes him. Meanwhile, You do not pay attention to the pseudoexpertos who claim to have the cause very clear. It is better that we are not going so quickly. It is a complex problem due to the opacity of private companies.

“If your president was not a registrar of the property and former minist housing, maybe we would still be without light.”

You can’t discard cyber attack, surely product of the envy of foreign powers for the quality of our techniciansor even the sabotage of Quintacolumnistas eager to cause crisis. Nothing can be ruled out, but surely nuclear energy is solely responsible.

The best thing is that we hope The official version is perfectly delimited and clear. An investigation in Congress, or several, could gradually clarify the causes of this beneficial blackout within a reasonable time. In this way, with the clarified causes, we can repeat this blackout so beneficial for coexistence and democracy as many times as necessary. And we will be happy.

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