Every night, the country comes to a standstill to watch La Casta de Gran Engao, the most watched reality show in Argentina. Chiquito Romero, Mónica the poor, Laura the monotributista, Karina the boss, Toto and other players who enter and leave by public vote, dispute the victory. In the Conan, Milton, Murray, Robert and Lucas They type the rules and decide the fate of the participants…
In the midst of all the commotion, Conan and the mastiffs decided to do a role-play to relieve tensions. In a type of acting training, a region of the country would be selected and, divided into two sides, the participants would have the mission of resolving a conflict that affected that area.
The election system of the region in question had to be very democratic. They chose “the cup game.” Toto was the one who gathered all the players in the yard. They sat in a circle around a board with a printed map of Argentina and an upturned glass in the center. Everyone placed their hands on her. “Manifest,” said Toto and the cup vibrated. Chiquito got scared, he wanted to run away but the others stopped him, they told him that this could make the ghost violent. After a couple of questions they remained calm, in the invocation they had been touched by a good spirit, more Mendoza than the condor of the Virgin’s rotunda. It was nothing more and nothing less than Crazy Julio who guided the game from beyond. It goes without saying that the cup went to the West and stayed still on the land of the sun and good wine.
“Those from the South” warned that they are not going to stay in the mold.
From the speakers, Gran Engao read the slogan: Mendoza is going to receive compensation: 1,023 million dollars that were destined for Portezuelo’s fallen exploit. Now they had to decide how to spend that money. The challenge was for the players to form two sides that would dispute the money and make their proposals.
The teams were quickly defined: “Those from the South” were Chiquito Romero and Laura the monotributista. “The caciques” were El Negro Tecla and Mónica la poor. Toto, Patricia, Karina, the boss, audited compliance with the rules.
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Each team chose a place in the house to plan their strategy. “Those from the South” were the angriest. Chiquito and Laura, the monotributista, had taken note of everything and felt that they had been “the ones who had taken care of grandmother” and now “the jewels were on the bed” and the cousins were going to come from afar to dispute everything, just as they said. Flix González.
“Those from the South” already had a long tradition of disputing water. They had been listening to the stamping of the Pampa neighbors for a long time. Even the governor Ziliotto “the rest”: “We said it in 2020 and today it is a reality: Portezuelo will not happen this year or ever. 2024: Mendoza abandons Portezuelo del Viento. The fight in La Pampa was worth it.”
“Those from the South” in this dispute sit with priority, with privileges. Laura the monotributista, who was the first to raise the union flag, told Chiquito that in 2019 when they announced Portezuelo a lot of Malarginos signed up to work there and all that came to nothing. “And El Baqueano? and the Las Leas Pass? and the studies for the transfer from the Grande River to the Atuel? We can do all that with the money,” Chiquito answered. Then they closed their strategy: with the focus on tourism and being a project with repayment and with private intervention, they were going to ask for the money to build a giant water slide that It would join the Valle Grande Reservoir with the Nia Encantada Lagoon.
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In the kitchen, “The Caciques”, the team of Negro Tecla and poor Mónica, stretched out their fingers knowing that they were “the distant cousins” that “Los del Sur” were so jealous of. Mónica cut a napkin from the roll that was on the refrigerator and, freehand, with a blue BIC, began to write the list that Negro Tecla dictated to her: for Santa Rosa, a solar farm; for Junón, the waterproofing of the Chimbas canal with a water reservoir to irrigate more than 600 hectares; for Lavalle, the waterproofing of the Jocol-Tulumaya system and the sewage tributary system of Villa Tulumaya; for Tupungato, a solar park; For Tunuyn, they do not have it defined, but they are set in motion in an industrial park with three other municipalities.
A jurassic park in the Ecoparque?, the play of “Los caciques”.
Poor Monica’s napkin was short and she had to cut another one. It hurt her because, used to doing war economy, she used the napkins once on each side. Then he looked at Negro Tecla and told him to round off with a single idea because otherwise they would lose. After debating for a while they decided to propose making a jurassic park in the Ecopark and reopening Challaolandia with games made with the license plates of cars from San Agustín beach.
Both teams met again around the cup. Laura from “Los del Sur” made her proposal. El Negro Tecla from “Los caciques” did his thing. They placed their hands on the cup and Crazy Julio, from beyond, gave his verdict…
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