Iacchetti: «I was amazed that Maddalena Corvaglia loved me so much. With Morandi I don’t speak anymore “

The ball games in the nebbion.
«After the show, I, Faletti, Giobbe Covatta, Teo, Diego, Malandrino and Veronica were so euphoric that in the middle of the night we started playing in the middle of the road. Nothing was seen, sometimes it was difficult to even find the entrance of the derby, a underground staircase with a dim light. I place brought the ball. After the first shot, we spent time looking for it between cars and plants. But it was beautiful ». Enzo Iacchetti, 72 years old, comedian, actor, singer, or the national enzin of the “Bau Bau Micio Micio” (and away of catchphrases for 31 years) of Striscia la Notizia.

Already better than when he played in nights.
«A quarter of an hour, before the strippers. The cigarette butts were pulled on me. I took the only applause when I announced: “And now here Jessica is here”. But 15 thousand lire here, 20 thousand there, I took the loaf home ».

First role: the silent child.
«I was shy, I never talked. The director of a dialectal company came to the village. He proposed to mine: “We need a child who does not say anything, your child so quiet, is perfect”. “Okay, just come back for ten in the evening that tomorrow goes to school.” I had to serve tea to the aunt’s friends. In silence. Instead I could no longer be silent. “Do you also need the lemon slice?” ».

Struck by Celentano.
«We didn’t have TV at home, Sanremo was watching the restaurant. Adriano Cantò 24 thousand kisses turned from behind to the public. I was 9 years old. “I want to become like him”.

Dad Antonio hid the guitar from her.
“But mom passed it on the window. It cost a lot, I bought it at 14 years of age, working in an ice facther near Switzerland that supplied the vagons loaded with meat directed in Milan. A thousand lire per hour, I finished wet fradicio ».

Discarded at the interview for a place in the bank: “Iacchetti, she is a communist”.
“I wore long hair, I was all Peace & Love, we played the beat at the unity parties. They told me: “The hair can pull them back, but enough with the guitar”. “Then I don’t come” ».

Even Berlusconi gave her “red”.
“He put his hand in my pocket. “Let me see if you keep children to eat.” But he was happy with the money I had earned. “Bravo, continue like this” ».

The (failed) audition from Costanzo.
“He wasn’t there. I was not understood. I threw my sheets on the ground and left. “Enough, it’s over, I’ll do the tobacconist.” I had already paid the first rata of 10 of 25 thousand lire for a lake bar. After a week I was recalled. And the deposit is lost ».

Maurizio adopted her.
“He took me for an episode, in 4 years I made 187. At a certain point he said to me: (I imitate him)” But now I don’t pay you anymore, you’re already famous “”.

The first bonsai poem.
“I wrote it when I was a waiter in a mountain restaurant. It does like this: “Oh cow/sound the heavy/pungent batacchio the annoyance of pouring rain/rain and batacchio/oh cow/that the life of the hell” ».

When he died he cried three days.
«I miss a lot, I still cry. Because nobody remembers him anymore and this annoys me. I still have his cell phone in the address book, to M like Mauri, every now and then I think: “Wait for I call him”. For me who lost his dad as a young man, Costanzo was a second father ».

In “Striscia” they made her a contract of only one week.
“They wanted to see if I worked. He climbed the audience and stretched it to me at a month ».

“I was an allear.”
«The first time I thought the episode had not aired. I called my mother. “Did you see me on TV?”. “Yes, you were beautiful” ».

Mom said to her: “You have some beautiful legs.”
«It’s true, with thin ankles, as men like. Despite the almost 73 the legs is still beautiful straight ».

Jokes about jokes.
«Ezio and Ricci tarted me. As for the military. At the restaurant they left one after the other, leaving me only with the tissue. I always paid the bill. They hid the car keys. They closed me in the dressing room, the cleaning man freed me ».

The fake ex with child.
«We were for dinner with biffi. A young lady arrived who claimed to be my old girlfriend and that that 10 year old boy was mine ».

And then those with the tissue.
«We used the moles of the harassing noises of Mel Brooks and we press the button when they bent at the end of the stacket. I think that sometimes he also felt at home ».

Enzino and Ezio.
«He is my opposite, playful, happy, sporty, runs. I am home, quiet, at most journey, I go out with the friends of the elementary schools who treat me as at school ».

The teasing: “He is the only one to have a bigger” heating “than mine».
«Type of wheat cob. We always make fun of: “Your nose is the sheath of mine”. In my opinion his is bigger, especially now that he is aging and the cartilages give way ».

Holidays together.
«Sea, boat, ping pong. I am the simplest man in the universe, my grandfather went into transhumance with the sheep. For me it is also good to stay in Rozzano ».

His dog Lucino is called for Dalla.
«I found him the day he died, I was driving on a dirt road and he came behind me, poor thing. It seemed to me the wig of Lucio. In absolute pain I chose this name, he is 13 years old ».

Lucio followed her at night.
«Like Gaber and Vecchioni. I discovered that after the show they returned to the hotel and looked at strip, enthusiastic. When I met them, however, I was ashamed to ask him for a photo ».

In Moscow.
“He had put a white and brown fur fur. “What animal is it?” “Wolf wolf”. Once in a restaurant he put his wig on the contrary, the waitress did not see his eyes. “Can you bring me a salad?” “

With Morandi instead he argued for Sanremo.
«We don’t talk to each other anymore. End”.

Marcò Maradona in the film «Fans».
«He had to discard me, he stretched the ball too much, I was about to take it, I pulled my foot back. “Iacchetti let me go,” he admitted. And he did the photos with me that I had the Inter shirt ».

Rai wanted to steal it from Mediaset.
«When Striscia made 12, 13 million in the evening and beat your business. They tried to break the couple with crude oil. They offered me twice as much as I took and that it was already so much. I never loved the money, I distributed to others ».

He replied not.
“I don’t betray. I’m fine here, nobody has ever asked me “you don’t have to say this” ».

The first love for kindergarten.
«Titti was pretty, I looked at her silent. I revised it in the country after almost 70 years ».

The first time “it was a disaster”.
“I confirm. It is always, for one or the other. Then sex was discovered late. Up to 19 years nothing, only great kisses and love songs, I made the serenades under the windows. When it happened I did not understand what had to be done. Then I learned but I have never been exaggerated ».

“I did the Mattacchione.”
«I had 4 or 5 important loves. In the middle, to forget, I used the nail pushes nail. It doesn’t work, if you are really in love, indeed you repent. Now they are no more problems ».

Has it closed with love?
«No, if I happened to the love that strikes you in the face I don’t shoot back. Now I try a sense of peace, I have experience, I don’t chase the girls anymore. In fifty I am in love with it, now I would be a bavous, unpleasant, stupid ».

DO NOT DISTERS.
«That one falls in love with me because I am nice, reason and I move, I don’t believe it anymore. Perhaps it might want my reversibility ».

Disenchanted.
«I suffered so much when the relationships ended. I felt guilty even if they left me. Maybe because they were younger than me and they were with a older one, maybe I was jealous ».

His ex.
«They are in excellent relationships with everyone, they made me good and given a lot of joy. When I meet them I do not feel anything, friendship remains, which is the most beautiful feeling. When there is no middle sex is better ».

Maddalena Corvaglia.
«She is amazement for me. I couldn’t believe that she had fallen in love with me so much. He was very young but much more mature than me at his age. It was a great love story ».

“I’m a good party.”
«I put away what I needed, I lent money never restored, made of good without saying it, so you do it. I don’t miss anything. I don’t have the yacht because it comes to me, I own a small car to go to the village. I have no vices ».

Her friend Drupi says that she is a terrible hypochondriac and runs with the envelope of medicines also at the restaurant.
«No, only the box with the evening tablet. I take them with me when I travel. Once, on a Milan-Pescara flight, I saved the life of a hostess that was suffocating for an allergy. I gave her four 0.5 Bentelan. Her boyfriend calls me every Christmas to thank me ».

Does it also go with drupi to fish?
“No. And then Giampiero the fish does not eat them, he rbuts them in the water. It would always be on the phone. “You never call me.” And we felt yesterday ».

The disappointment.
«The cinema. He never wanted me. The actors are all Romans, always the same. I still wait for me to call me puppets avati ».

Satisfaction.
«The success I had. People who love me. I didn’t expect it ».

May 8, 2025 (Change on May 8, 2025 | 09:31)

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