President Ayuso must be recognized for her creativity. Imposing a medal for insult is a risky exercise – there will always be snoopers who defend civility and such nonsense – but it has a very beautiful political significance. In any case, a diplomatic conflict could arise: why does she decorate … Milei and not Alvise or Abascal? These people are going to be very disappointed if a foreigner comes to take away what is theirs.
On the other hand, shouldn’t I give him that honorary distinction ‘ex aequo’ with Minister Puente? This ideological polarization is unacceptable! Or has the Argentine leader reached an insurmountable peak of insult, an apotheosis of invective? Is Milei what Ayuso would want to be if his hairdresser lost her mind and Feijóo finally entered a convent? Does Doña Isabel also have a dead dog that she talks to via Ouija board? We already know that spiritualism is the highest stage of capitalism and a cloned mastiff causes less war than an unruly boyfriend. Have they agreed to go together to Leroy Merlin to buy chainsaws? These are questions that demand an urgent answer. If Ayuso wants to become the patron saint of insults, she should publish some action guides. We can’t go around giving medals to everyone who gives birth to Sánchez!
After receiving Taylor Swift and Bruce Springsteen, Javier Milei is the rock star who was missing to perform in June in the capital. How beautiful it would be if in the middle of her celebrated guitar solo, Isabel came out on stage at the Bernabéu dressed in coplera to shout passionately at him: “Spank him again, my little Javier, and you’ll have a woman for life!”
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